OCTOBER 3, 2011 8:24PM
Deep fried Thin Mints, Pronto Pups,
and Kangaroo Jerky

My family has lived in southern Indiana more than twenty years, and we've headed to Evansville's west side each year to walk up and down Franklin Street with our "Munchie Map", seeking our annual treats.
We park in the same place (Reitz High School Athletic Boosters) and walk from St. Joe all the way to the end and then hit the booths on the opposite side of the street all the way back to St. Joe. Today we had corn fritters (my beloved had syrup on his) and cobbler with ice cream (his blackberry, mine peach.) My beloved also had a bowl of homemade bean soup.

With 130 food boothes, there is anything you can imagine, and some things you cannot imagine. One of the new items this year was french fried Kool-Aid. No, I didn't ask any more about it. And I didn't sample.
We like to go on the first day, because everything is still very clean. Having managed a booth for a non-profit at the Festival from 1996-1999, I know that not every booth changes its deep fat fryer grease every day, while some change it twice. A Festival-wide grease pit is located in the middle, where the grease is taken.
My organizatino sold sausage burgers, pierogies, elephant ears, and bagged candy. I'm certain I've blocked out an item or two.
Sausage burgers have their own special grease that sticks on everything. After I had been involved with this organization as its Director of Development for two years, the local Knights of Columbus built us a custom-made Fall Festival booth. The Development office staff was allowed to give our input, so we had them construct a little closet as well as a special counter for our cell phones (which were bigger and bulkier in those days). They also purchased the Mother of all Ventilation Fans, which helped keep the booth cool from the large grill (for the sausage burgers) and two giant fryers (for the pierogies.)
Now, I know that people from upstate New York and Cleveland, Ohio, and Erie, Pennsylvania are going to go ballistic when they read that we deep fried the pierogies. Purists apparently boil them. I know these are fightin' words, but I find them disgusting and haven't eaten on since those days.
We put up our booth on Sunday morning and took it down the following Sunday morning. The organization's maintenance man did all the really hard work, I just had to be the administrative person there.
During the week, I didn't have to be there all day long every day, but I did have to open up at 7 a.m. when all the deliveries started coming, ice, burgers, buns, etc., and I had to close up shop at 1o p.m. and take the money to the drop-off box at the bank. With all those booths making hundreds of dollars per night, and with the large population of drug addicts in southern Indiana, it is amazing that there weren't more robberies of people taking money to their banks.
The worst part was always coming home. I learned quickly after the first night of the first year that I had to wear old shoes. The shoes I had on that day became old shoes. I also learned to go into our house via the basement, take a shower down there, and toss my greasy clothes directly into the washer.
After a week of this, I would nearly collapse. I didn't go back for a few years, but now husband has convinced me that we can't live without corn fritters. More than the food I like watching the people.
Here are some of my views from today. Walk with me down Franklin Street on this sunny October day.

All the pols are out. Both political parties have booths and one Republican candidate was smart enough to put the "Munchie Map" on the back of his advertising, as my beloved shows.







This young man checks out the menu board for this booth which offers an eclectic selection from deep fried Snickers to smoked pork chops. His buddy seems to be enjoying something indistinguishable.